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The Best Comic Ever!!!!!!!!!!!!
Calvin and Hobbes
Calvin and Hobbes is about a boy and his stuffed tiger who he sees as a real tiger. Calvin and Hobbes ended with "Let's go exploring!" which they did alot. They were always adventerors. They had a club called G.R.O.S.S., which stands for get rid of slimy girls.they once pushed the car out of the garage, and it went in the ditch. They also gried to go to the Yukon. Calvin and Hobbes always annoy Susie. Calvin often gets in trouble, even when Hobbes did it. Hobbes can always hear when you open a tuna can...or pineapple...or pears...heck, or everything. Hobbes has his tiger quotes:"Until you stalk and over run, you can't devour anyone. And if some one attacks you, scramble like heck for the nearest tree. Calvin really is a modern artist-if you ever see him make a snowman, you'll understand. Once, the snowman that Calvin and Hobbes made became alive, and made other snowmen.Calvin and Hobbes killed the snowmen by putting water on on them, and the entire yard became frozen, and Calvin's dad tripped on the ice. Calvin and Hobbes got in lots of trouble. Calvin usually tells Susie that his lunch is something really gross- like a tape worm sand wich, or a thermos of plegm for dessert. But look who's talking- Susie's faveroite sandwich is swiss cheese and ketchup! Hobbes is a sleeper- ocassionally, yes, he'll get up early on Saturdays or vacation days to watch cartoons or play. Calvin's faveroite Cereal is Chocolate Frosted Sugar bombs. It has 100% of your daily allowence of caffine and sugar. It can be part of a wholesome, nutritious breakfast, however, as long as you eat 5 grapefruits, a dozen bran muffins, and beniful. Calvin also likes grilled cheese and fries. Rosalyn is Calvin's babysitter, who, like most people, doesn't like Calvin. One time, Calvin and Hobbes flushed her science notes down the toliet. Another time, they locked her outside, and ate oreos and watched TV. Calvin hates team sports. He likes Calvin ball, a game he made up. Once, Calvin's house got robbed. He thought Hobbes got stolen, but only the TV was taken. Calvin couldn't wait to tell his class about it!
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